This one is for you - Mom

My Mom asked me on the call a couple of days back, "are you coming home?" - That's a guess !
I said "maybe" - That's a flat lie !
She said "are you coming this week"  -Being too optimistic !
I said "too early, nope" - Too direct !
She said have you booked the tickets? - This is being a detective !
I said "Yes" - Me being a Smart Ass !
She said "for what dates"  - Mom trying to be too direct !
I said "I am not disclosing it" - Me being a Smart Ass, Again!
She burst out laughing and I did too - Thats love !
I tried to avoid telling her the dates by saying "bye" almost 25 times in 30 seconds, well she finally gave up
I love you Mom, cant wait to see you !